Nigeria.
Sparkling jewel of Africa. Land of opportunity. Home to the riches of the gullible.
From here anything is possible, and often is!
Marco Polo once said of Nigeria: "Nigeria? Where's that?" Before turning his attention back to making up rules for the swimming pool game for which he is named.
Nigerians are a friendly bunch. If you've ever had the pleasure of trading emails with a Nigerian you no doubt learned they are a kind and generous people trying their best to struggle through so much oppressive economic red tape, and necessarily seeking foreign assistance in order to get their billions out of the country.
This is where you come in.
A pinch of compassion and you're on your way. You'll soon find yourself up to your spam filter in totally credible sob stories and too-good-to-be-false gold mine opportunitites. Why in the world would anyone ever bother working a regular 9 to 5 job when all it takes is a little up front cash for you to make an obscene return on your investment?
The fact is, a few small communities have sprung up to take full advantage of these offers and you won't believe what adventure stories they have to tell.
Governors, Clique Mobs, Fire Sticks, Anus Laptops - but I've said too much already. You simply must check it out for yourself.
Tip: you'll need to register on their forums to get to the marrow. Well worth it for the many hours worth of laughs.
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